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u are 100% 16 and nt 22 

~~~songoftheday~~~

Battles - Atlas (Mirrored)

~~~swagoftheday~~~

this photo has been removed because it clearly shows my face. and who really wants to see that. 

~~~musicthing~~~okay, so I don't know why it's underlining right now but it won't stop. Anyways, this is a bit of a cop-out but I am so tired and will add in the musicthing tomorrow. promise. but right now I am literally dying.  

~~~ididnt~~~
I cut my bangs. SO short that ironically, post-bangs looks eerily similar to pre-bangs. But nevertheless I need the change even if it entails looking a little ridiculous every morning. I'm aiming for a '50s Mad Men kind of aesthetic (which will probably develop more when they're long enough to actual curl). Oh well! Spontaneity! 

~~~streamofsomething~~~

It's 1:23 a.m. and my eyes are bleary after haphazard attempts at watching and/or understanding the first two episodes of Orphan Black. But alas I WILL not fail on the first day of my summer blogging pilgrimage. It's actually been a good day, between transforming my head of hair in a bizarre way, browsing events for Canadian Music Week, thinking about doing my taxes, planning a recording session with my good friend, bike-riding recklessly, and working the most amazing last-moment instructing shift at a pool I'd never heard of. Also resumed correspondence with the single fruit of my two-day-Tinder labour. Yes, in a bout of loneliness and thirst, I downloaded the infamous sex-app where I found this yummy little oddity. He's a strangely addictive dude named Grant, who has a very endearing hybrid Yorkshire-Canadian accent, that sounds perfect and boyish while also resembling a speech impediment. He uses words like "smarmy" and expressions like "pish posh". In fun, of course, but nevertheless. He's a self-proclaimed introvert who "does the people thing out of love" or something like that. They drain him, but he still loves 'em. Anyways, he's funny as hell, travels incessantly, likes a lot of weird music (a lot of which I like) and is just a generally high-quality human being. Being an introvert, he'll forget about you for days at a time, but never fear because he means well. Anyways, although I've been seeing people over the last few weeks, he's definitely my muse. And a little bit of a tease, but we'll see if we can change that. After dropping off the face of the planet for about a week he spontaneously invited me for drinks with his posse of (mostly) bitches from (quite literally) The Newspaper. Outspoken, humorous and some even both happy to have fake-sex with a gay man for a cover shoot and go public with their bi-polar disorder, his gal pals seem to be a phenomenon of their own. So, we'll see. Drinks with TinderMan and his bitties may just be the thing I'd never do that I'll do tomorrow.